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Issue #11


August 20, 2001
The Official Kingdoms of Telgard Newsletter
The Telgard Tribune is an open "Out of character " and "In character" commentary on the progress and happenings in the virtual world of Telgard. Article submissions will be accepted from both players and moderators. To submit an article for the Telgard Tribune, please send your text to CD Mac .
The Snog Report - State of the Realms
- by Snog Gutterwump and the official S.I.R.A. reporters


Welcome once again to the world spanning reports from S.I.R.A, where anyone can make the headlines. The place where you go to find out what's go on. This edition is no different, from the big Players, and  the movers and shakers, to the infamous and unknown... the news is here!

INTERNATIONAL:
The church meeting in Lirynn, wasn't its regular PTA self this year. With gob crashers, sort of like party crashers only worse, dropping in on the proceedings they had no choice to end it early. In fact they even had to call in the airanarin (Damn Elven names! ), but even they couldn't stop the expropriation of a huge gem of mythical proportions.  The gob crasher managed to sneeze his way out of the potentially deathly boring situation and fled off in to the night.

Now on to other news.....
(click on the Kingdom icons below for regional news)


~ Garr ~

 ~Korresh ~

 ~Lirynn ~

 ~Mirg ~

 ~Tahnn ~
Three horsemen have been seen, and I'm sure the fourth can't be far behind. Famine, who knows when it will raise it's ugly head, nor even where. Watch for, for I promise you it comes. The others have all been seen War in the south, Pestilence and death across the land.... Maybe the fourth has already come, and my spies... err reporters were unable to penetrate the shadow of the Darkone. Perhaps that is the reason why some  SIRA reporters never made it back to tell us about some of The Telgardian regions.... Have no fear, Snog will look in to this matter farther in the next Tribune.... Maybe I can even interview them.....

Anyway, thanks to all and until next time.
-Snog Gutterwump signing off.


Hide Harvest
- by AGM Amaranth


Horfila Hide gathering time is upon us again!

Thornmist is having its annual Horfila Harvest festival again.  There will be a parade through the mieyilane and parties in the shayilane, the largest
to be sponsored by and held at the Darklight Tavern.

There will be a hide judging contest, the award for best prize will be that it is crafter into whatever armor the winner wishes by Thorn’s own master leather crafter.  Likewise, there will be a contest for the best-finished piece; the winner will be awarded a special honorary position as Master Armourer for Bael'Lian and the official guard.

Star Seeker
-by Bulvide



Wanted! One who knows a great deal about Astrology needed to teach
beginner the basics and beyond. Must be able to speak Human. Some form of
payment will be discussed, when interviewed. Please apply in Ta'ess to
Bulvide. Accepting first qualified applicant of any race, who passes interview.
Job Offer!
- by Jacco Namori


Hello all, Jacco Namori here to ask you a question... Are you looking for work? Are you strong, and by strong I mean REALLY strong? Are you capable of swinging some sort of weapon or crushing bricks and/or heads with your bare hands? Do you enjoy crushing the aforementioned skulls? If so then I have
the job for you! By working as a brute for me, The Illustrious Jacco Namori, you will get a chance to crack plenty of skulls, consume large amounts of food and ale, and get plenty of new shiny coins.

Just contact me, Jacco, for more information... 
and remember that there are openings for toadies, test subjects, and worshipers of all sorts. Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from you.
 

((Those who know what the following words mean  from the above advertisement should not apply for the brute position: 

Capable, Aforementioned, Illustrious, Information, Advertisement and Position.))
 


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Also in this Issue of the Telgard Tribune.......


Page 7: Quick, HIDE!! Pictures of some of the more famous Telgardian's......
and those not too helg-livered to send in their pictures for fear that their 
souls will be stolen by the camera.

Page 8: The Writers Corner - Featuring writers from the desert Kingdom of Tahnn
"Tahnn Limericks" 
"The Patriarch"
"The ss'kupzzh"

Page 9: Arena Contest in Korgarr - A winner has been chosen!
Page 10: "The Kingdoms of Telgard" The making of an online RPG community
Page 11: "Are Minotuars really our friends?" Ravings of an Insane Scholar
Page 12: "First Impressions" - A short story
Page 13: "Songs of the Ss'tiss" - Several songs as written by Ryss'tor

Page 14: UPDATED!!!! "Precurser to a Battle" - Three stories

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Until Next Time......

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