Rhymes
- Compiled by GM Whirlwind

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Karrshan
There was a character you know
who went to wake the dragon so.

He tried to turn it into a pink sheep
it didn't like that and woke from it's sleep

The dragon ate him, ate him fast
and thats the story of Karrshan the last.

Meryk
Out from the desert stride great Ss'tiss and canny Misharr.
Down from the mountains come Delfae, with the Dwarf not far.

From the forests and jungles, Elf and Goblin will join the crowd;
Even the peaceful Minotaur, and the Human standing proud.

Though differences and strife may seperate one from all,
Each will stand together to shield the land at Council's call.

Artallis
From the pen of simple cat bard,
Learn of a place called Telgard.

A world of kingdoms wondrous,
And quests both wild and dangerous.

What joy and fun we've found in this!
Thus speaks the Misharr, Artallis.

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-Tebor Seyah

Off with his head!"
-by Tebor Seyah

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Top 10 comments overheard at a beheading in Mirg:

1.  "It's a double beheading! Two heads are always better than one."

2.  "Hey, you gonna eat that?"

3.  "Look at that outfit. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that!"

4.  "That reminds me. I need to pick up a roast on the way home."

5.  "One, two, three...someone really should sharpen that thing."

6.  "Someone broke the poor fellow's nose. That's kinda mean, don'tcha
think?"

7.  "Look! His eyes are still moving!"

8.  "Ooh! It's just like a fountain, daddy!"

9.  "I want the head!"

10. "Wait! We caught the real kill....oh."
 
 

Editors Note: I received some super funny Telgard jokes from this author.....but most were ummmmm......probably not PG rated. *grin* Wow! I had no idea that dwarves........oh, nevermind.  ~whistles~

Oh, but I did include one of them. See the link below.

-CD Mac