Goblins
getting political!
- AGM PBTHHHHT
Heh, just realized for the gobs we need form
the GNP (Goblin National Party) for furthering goblin causes, The GNP also
sponsors both the GAP (Goblin Army Patrol) for dividing the areas of the
kingdom to be protected by various tribes and the GDP (Goblin Defense Patrols).
Though they are often in dispute for funding
with the GAAP (Goblin Aerial Attack Patrols), this particular group is
very small, especially since they have not determined a way to fly yet,
but it's only a matter of time. If birds can do it... well, gobs
are smarter and stronger than birds!
Both are sponsoring the GED (Goblin Expeditionary
Division) along the border against the dreaded
ELF (Elven Liberation Front), a splinter group of the EPA (Elven Protection
Agency). The GOP (Goblin Observation Patrol) groups are hard at work
deep in elven lands trying to probe strengths and weaknesses of the elven
nation with a high attrition rate of the members in this particular group.
The last group is the GPA (Goblin Protection Agency) charged with observation
of goblin affairs outside the nation and to ensure the elven nation does
not infringe on goblin interests.
Looking for a few good elves!
by KM Storm
Do to a recent occurence in Lirynn, having
to do with a certain Tribe of those nefarious goblins, we are currently
looking for volunteers to join a military contingent. They
will tail that tribe to the ends of Telgard, do to the danger involved
we are asking for volunteers only. Rewards will be given for successfully
bringing back the hostages the gobs have taken.
Ava vae Faeterna,
tekàl Nayetaphar
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Elves Wanted!
- by Thesollwyn
Wanted! Willing elves currently in silverdawn
to go Gob hunting. Apply to Oden or Thesollwyn in silverdawn at
"Looking for an Elevator" First come, First
serve. Three to five positions open. All treasure, etc. to be shared evenly.
Comon you true elves, you know you want a
peice of those Gobs, now is you chance! Apply today!
More Elves Wanted!
by AGM PBTHHHHT
Good set of ears a must. All Elves with a
good set of ears come on down to the Wilderness of Mirg. Look for Grue.
Me and my brothers seek good models of pointy ears. Great opportunity
to join apparel industry.
Goblins Wanted!
by AGM PBTHHHHT
Apparel Industry looking for a few good Gobs!
Come to the Wilderness of Mirg to prepare for a reception for the Elves.
Opportunity awaits, flexible work schedule, work in bands or individually.
No experience necessary. On-site training provided. Ears will be
given to personal kills, all other plunders will be fought over accordingly.
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